no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
There's even glitter on my cock...
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