Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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