she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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