Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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