how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Randomize
