Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Houston, we have a squirter
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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