Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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