I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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