Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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