She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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