did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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