i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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