I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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