Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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