she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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