ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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