thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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