But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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