i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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