remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
