Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I understand Curling. That high.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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