Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Randomize
