I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
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Ever heard of a U-boat?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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