Heybabeimwearingurpanties
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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