What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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