I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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