Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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