hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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