Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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