i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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