I cockslap morals
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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