Got a toothbrush?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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