i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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