Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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