i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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