When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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