i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
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