I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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