Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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