So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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