This girl is more easily done than said...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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