I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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