you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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