that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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