I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
