Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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