god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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