I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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