Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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