How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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